Nine one one, what's your emergency?
I'm dead, I think I'm dead!
My heart's beating backwards
- What makes you think your heart's beating backwards?
- Well, normally it goes goop boop and now it's going boop goop
- Are you having any other symptoms?
- I can see sounds, I can hear colors, I forgot how to shit
- Sir, have you taken any illegal substances?
Nine one one, what's your emergency?
- I'm dead, I think I'm dead!
Oh, time's going by really, really, really slow
And my heart's beating backwards
My heart's beating backwards
- What makes you think your heart's beating backwards?
- Well, normally it goes goop boop and now it's going boop goop
- Are you having any other symptoms?
- I can see sounds, I can hear colors, I forgot how to shit
- Sir, have you taken any illegal substances?
- No, I just ate a brownie that a drug addict gave me
But that ain't got nothing to do with my emergency
Nine one one, what's your emergency, sir?
- I measured my butt crack three times and it was longer each time
Sir?
- I'm going to finish him off and call you back
Drug, drug, drug, drug addicted motherfucker
Fuck, fuck, motherfucker