DJ Smurf - Exposure King lyrics

We may not be young, we may not be pretty
We may not be right good
But we're here
We're live and for one night only
We're going for the full Monty

Come on! [18x]

Ha, I could just see Little and Large prancing around Sheffield
With their widges hanging out
Now that would be worth ten quid
- Don't be so bloody daft, we were just saying
- Widges on parade! Bring your own microscope!
- I don't see why the chuff not Gerald?
- Because you're fat and he's thin and you're both fucking ugly!

I mean, what if next Friday four hundred women turn around and say
He's too fat, he's too old and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser?
What happens then, eh?

Come on! [38x]