Now will you tell us the story of the most horrible Christmas ever?
-Hahaha
No, little girl
No I won't
Wait! Yes I will!
Well, it's a little hazzy, but it all started 2 million years ago
With a little green nuclear mole named Zim!
Now Zim hated humans more than anything!
-Stink-stink-stink-stinking humans!
-But he didn't know much about Christmas now, did he?
-It's the yuletide helping of Santa to build a giant teleporter capable of sending all humans to their doom!
-Remember last Christmas when you thought that escaped Gorilla was Santa?
-He wasn't?!?
-But it's Santa! He's-
-He's Santa!?!
-He's evil! And he wants to annihilate all mankind!
-Eh, of course I'm Santa!
I have robot elves!
-Robot elves!
Just like in the stories!
-What stories had robot elves?
-And what do you want, little boy or girl?
-I wants me a barrel of floss!
I wants me two balls of glue-
To be my friends!
And I wants to go dancing naked!
And I wants, and a chair made 'a cheese and...
-Uuuh! No more! Get this kid away from me!
-Will being teleported to our doom be fun and Christmasey?
-Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Of course it will, you hideous fool!
-But Zim and Dib were wrong that day!
Santa wasn't destroyed
Santa lives on
-In the hearts and minds of us all?
-No! In space! Gathering power!
And every Christmas he returns to Earth
And that's why we all live in this protective dome!
Looks like Santa's here! Raise the shields, children!