Last night I was higher than an astronaut
Woke up with confetti in my hair
Didn't have no mercy for my bank account
Guess I'm eating noodles for a year
We all know how the story ends
Last night I was mess I know
Lost my keys and I dropped my phone
Getting dumb with my stupid friends
We all know how the story ends
Bottles flying round like I'm a quarterback
Suddenly my judgment disappears
Hiding from the bouncer like it's do or die
Can't catch me when I'm flying through the air
We all know how the story ends
Last night I was mess I know
Lost my keys and I dropped my phone
Getting dumb with my stupid friends
We all know how the story ends
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