Hi, my name is Siri
I am a humanized artificial intelligence
Tonight I will be taking over as your DJ
Let's take it back to 2014
Where sit-downs and PLUR were still a thing
All we need is a cheesy sing-a-long gimmick
And a super generic predictable half-time drop
That every DJ wants to play
Are you fucking ready?
Roses are red, violets are blue
EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch
I know that all you human party motherfuckers
Want to hear a second and easy anticipated drop
Are you fucking ready?
Roses are red, violets are blue
EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch
EDM sucks
And so do you