When the moon arises on the western sky
And the vampires are out on the sly
At times they have trouble finding necks to bite
That's why I cook up in my room tonight
My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
Her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
Drac came to me one night at twelve
And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf
I exclaimed don't fret, I'll give you on fix
Of my newly regenerated mix
I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
She gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
It gives you quick relief you see
From fang aches and corpusle deficiency
Natter, consuming my laboratory brew
It'll make a new vampire out of you
It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood
Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch
Now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch
If you're biting more necks, enjoying it less
Try my new non-carbonated best
My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
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