The only way to settle this argument is to play Russian roulette
You know how to play Russian roulette?
- No, I don't!
- You play Russian roulette this way:
I have this pistol
One bullet in chamber
Spin cylinder
Cock the gun
Hold the gun to your head and pull the trigger
I go first
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