An unfimiliar minimalist structure
The marijuana spider is the most accomplished of all web-building species
Recently, scientists gave these tiny creatures a variety of psychoactive drugs
To observe their effects on web building
When given a minute dose of LSD
The spider's web took on an unfamiliar minimalist structure
When given caffeine, the web structure was not affected
But the spider's behavior was
Mr. Crack Spider
Psychoactive drugs
Mr.
Spider
Given THC, the active ingredient in marijuana
The spider didn't build a web, it built a hammock
Where it laid all day and watched the caffeine spider go
When given alcohol, the spider built a web
Found a mate and raised over a 100 young
But the mate got a restraining order
And now the spider can't go within a 100 centimeters of the web
Nice web, Mr. Crack Spider
Mr. Crack Spider
Mr. Crack Spider
Mr.
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