We interrupt this program to give you an important news bulletin
A suspect in the Happy Times All-Girls Glee Club slaying
Has fled the scene and managed to elude the police
He is armed and dangerous
And has been spotted in the West Side area
Armed with a meat cleaver in one hand and his genitals in the other
We urge all residents to stay inside and lock the doors
Until the suspect has been apprehended
We now return you to your normal programming for your listening pleasure
Love will make your mind go wild [2x]