Prepare the motherschip!
-That's what I'm talking about!
So, what's the name of this crummy planet?
Our destination: the planet Earth
Attention earth creature
Your benevolent masters welcome you
At this time, we wish to abduct you for the purpose of scientific research
The procedure will be protracted and invasive
Do you have any objections?
Earth Creature, I am addressing you!
Respond, or be vaporized!
Prepare the daughters, now!
Ah, let the party begin!
I love it!
A go for phase one
Endure the happy sounds
Pity with fear
They have abducted one of our own
Now you must face off against a hostile race
Use your weapons, use you mind
Against the most feared enemy in the galaxy: mankind!
We're gonna crack some crainiums
Simply reading human minds will be insufficient
We must control them!
Lonesome little planet
When do I get to blow things up?
-NOW!
But why?
Why would Mars want to attack the puny, insignificant forces of Earth?
-Because we'd win!