Hello!
You’ve reached Arnold’s pizza shop
I’m not here now, and out killing pepperoni
If you want to reach me, if you want a pizza
I don’t care, ‘cause I’m not here!
Can’t you realize that, idiot?!
If you need a pizza some time during the next few days
I can have it delivered it to you
Or maybe I will staple it to you!
Arnold’s pizza shop!
I don’t care what you want on it
Every pizza comes with pepperoni and with 9mm bullets on it
If you don’t like it, I don’t care
‘Cause you’ll receive one anyhow
If you want mushroom –Shut up!
If you want broccoli –What the hell is broccoli anyway?!
If you want something crazy like a pineapple…
I’ll kill you!
Arnold’s pizza shop!
So leave a name, number, serial number, how tall you are, whether you’re susceptible to any diseases
And if you are… I'll come over
Maybe I’ll give you pizza, maybe I’ll break off your arm!
If you like pepperoni and bullets, you’ve come to the right place
If not, you’re an idiot, you deserve to die!
If you don’t fuck around, I’ll give you good pizza!
If you do fuck around… I’ll take a pepperoni and punch it to your head! (head, head, head...)